This is my car.
Yesterday afternoon, it took an unattended and unintended joy ride down the driveway and into the creek in front of my house.
Fortunately, no one was hurt, and it didn't hit anything on its way.
And I got to entertain a whole lot of our town's finest--police and firefighters who came screaming to the rescue. Of my poor car.
Just for the record, I wouldn't say no to some uneventful, utterly boring days right around now.